18 Oak St.
The motley crew that makes up the hollowed halls of the infamous 18 Oak Street pride themselves on the slice of chaos they call home. There are six of us here and everyone plays an instrument of some sort. Combine that with the loads of musical equipment in our spacious basement and you have a powder keg ready to blow. Our basement is so spacious, in fact, that we will soon be having shows at our house. We are also fortunate enough to have the largest kitchen ever, complete with regular refrigerator as well as satan's personal ice box which constantly reminds us of the rotting corpses of our fellow human beings - a sobering element to our less than socially conscious house.
John -
He who's infinite knowledge of all things natural, John is a voodoo witchdoctor in his spare time. He can be seen, late at night, up in his room creating potions of an arcane nature. Once, in battle with a demon from the nether regions of hell, John was infected with a rare disease which threatened to destroy one of his legs from the inside. But, through the use of many a rare and wild plant, John was able to beat back the disease and win out over the demon. John's hair is now streaked with grey because of this encounter.Chris -
Chris is huge. He is a giant. He stands at eight foot seven and has been known to grow even larger during periods of extreme duress. There is no gamma radiation involved here, this kid is just an example of what our government can do with a willing subject and few million dollars. Do not cross Chris. He will kill you.Jason
- In the year 1951 there lived a man named Oscar Pinthorpe. Mr. Pinthorpe was a scientist, working on a top secret project. He was trying to break the iron curtain of time. He wanted to see the future. Oscar had a son named Travis. One night, Travis snuck into his father's lab to see exactly what his dad was up to. Through a series of freak accidents, Travis activated the time machine and was transported to the present. Most of his memories were destroyed and what few memories he does have only present themselves when he is under the influence of large amounts of malt liquor. Travis Pinthorpe IS Jason - a man out of time.Jay -
Jay built 18 Oak St. No joke. Jay is hundreds of years old. He is what people refer to as an immortal. To recap all of Jay's adventures in the hundreds of years he has walked this earth would be to do him a great injustice - mere words cannot express the things he has seen. He was here long before any of us and will be here long after. Listen to his wisdom.Mike -
If God were to create the perfect man, it would be the man we humbly refer to as Mike. Gifted with intelligence, wisdom, strength, beauty, and a sexual prowess that goes far beyond anything mortal men have seen before, Mike is humble in the face of his great powers. He wishes only to live out a normal life with some normal friends. Unfortunately, Mike possess a heart of gold and he has been known to step out of his suburban life and fight the forces of evil. But his mere presence in this house teaches us all a thing or two about goodness. Everyone should have a Mike in their life.Kyle
- No one has ever seen Kyle. No one is exactly sure who or what he is. They hear noises coming from his room, but he has never been seen. Some think that he is a ghost, others the missing link, still others believe that he is simply a boy with too much free time. Regardless, he is the nervous system of the house, the point from which the influence of 18 Oak St. will spread beyond the fair town of Athens, Ohio.