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Stone-Cold Steve Austin

Although he is slightly overhyped in my personal opinion, he is entertaining to watch. His beer-swilling every-man character is unique among wrestlers, and it is fun to see what bizarre stunt he might pull off next to piss off Vince.

The Rock

Even though I'd much rather see him return to being a villain once again, I still think The Rock is one of the WWF's best athletes. With his rampant cockiness and bravado, it's hard not to like him. (He could use some new dialogue, though.)

Kane

Kane has always been one of my personal favorites. He's big, scary, mean, tough, and he's born from the unholy fiery loins of Satan. Just like me.

Triple H

(Hunter Hearst Helmsley)

Triple H is hands down the best actor that the WWF has to offer. Now that he's become a villain and gotten a little more air-time, he's received a lot more opportunities to show it.

Mankind

The "Hell In A Cell" match he had with the Undertaker at 1998's King OF The Ring Pay-Per-View is reason enough to love Mankind.

Vince McMahon

The ringmaster of the best damned circus on TV. God bless Vince McMahon.

Shawn Michaels

Sure, he's a raging alcoholic, he slurs his lines, and he doesn't even wrestle anymore, but I still can't help but dig the Heartbreak Kid.

The Blue Meanie

I know what you must be thinking: Who in God's name is the Blue Meanie?! Sure he's unpopular, dorky-looking, and a crappy wrestler, but the guy's so damn goofy, I can't help but like him. Go Meanie, go!

The Big Bossman

Not only has this guy not done anything remotely interesting for the past... well, as far back as I can remember, but he's also probably one of the oldest consistent wrestlers currently in the WWF. I think it's time to put this old horse out to pasture.

D'lo Brown

Recognize this, D'lo: YOU SUCK! Why they keep this loser around is beyond me. The damnedest thing about it is, when he comes out, people cheer for him! Stop it folks. You're just going to encourage him.

Mideon

I was always under the impression that a good wrestler had to be in shape. That's sadly not the case with Mideon. Not only is he a tubby moron who can't wrestle, he can't even compensate for it with a halfway interesting personality. Throw him to the curb, Vince. And toss out his boyfriend Viscera too while you're at it.

Test

What in the hell kind of name is "Test" anyway? He's got some fairly decent moves that he pulls of, but he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack. Dump his ass, Stephanie! I'm your man!

The Fabulous Moolah

Call this a crass generalization if you must, but old people shouldn't wrestle! I guess that's why I don't like WCW. I think that Moolah is on her way out (thankfully) but I had to pontificate a little on how much I dislike her. Whoever made the decision to bring this fossil back from the tarpits should be promptly fired and burned at the stake.

Too Cool

Damn it! I thought we'd seen the end of these jerks! If you're running low on wrestlers, then grab some more losers like the Dudley Boyz from ECW or something, but for God's sake, fire these pissants!

Steve Blackman

Steve isn't really all that bad. Hell, him and Ken Shamrock could probably kill every person on the WWF and WCW rosters bare-handed should the mood strike them. But Steve, despite his wealth of martial arts knowledge just isn't all that interesting to watch fight. If he were in the UFC or fighting a grizzly bear, it might be a different story.

X-Pac

Ohhhhhh Lord, how I loathe X-Pac! If having one of the most obnoxious-looking signature moves (the ever-irritant "Bronco Buster) wasn't enough, this punk has to have one of the most grating personalities in the whole federation. He wasn't always this way, though. I think the moment that he made poor Kane utter the phrase "Suck it" was the straw that broke the proverbial camel's back for me. The WWF would be a much happier place for me without this little dung-heap of a man. I'd construct an entire web-site devoted to my hatred for X-Pac if I could. Who knows? Maybe I will. Stay tuned.