WCW BOMBSHELLS

If someone were to cram the barrel of a sawed-off shotgun into my mouth and force me to pay one single compliment to WCW, it would have to be that they have a fine selection of chicks. Of course, none of them "stack up" to my future wife Debra, but I must say there are a couple real cuties on this side of the fence. So without further ado, here are some of the finer specimens that WCW has to offer.

Please bear in mind, I know relatively nil about any of these women. I'm listing them based solely upon looks alone. Aren't I a great guy?

TThe Nitro Girls

I don't know. Maybe I'm just wierd, but the Nitro Girls as a unit really doesn't interest me that much. I guess wrestling would be the the ideal sport (or should I say sports entertainment) to have cheerleaders, but for some reason I never considered the girls a compelling reason to watch Nitro. Maybe it's just because I knew that my Debra was waiting for me on the other channel. Tee-hee.

Torrie

Hubba-hubba! Looky here! I knew there HAD to be some reason why all these people are watching WCW.

Gorgeous George

Ha-Ha! I laugh every time I say her name. I must say I really like Gorgeous George. Not just because she's a royal hottie, but also because she's with Macho-Man.

Madusa

Ah, well. They can't all be winners, boys. Although, she's kind of interesting to watch in the ring. I'm pretty sure she won a match the other night by suffocating a man with her breasts. Neat.

Asya

Hmmmm... is it just me, or is there something eerily familiar about Asya? Let's see, she's a female body-builder. So is WWF's Chyna. Her name has a "Y" in it where there should be a "I". So does Chyna. Both of their names are derived from a location on the continent of Asia. Wait just a damn minute, now! You don't suppose that WCW actually copied an idea from the WWF do you? Nah, that couldn't be it.

Kimberly

Holy crap on a crutch! Now I just hate to give WCW props for anything, but they sure did make a wise decision by bringing this fine lass on board. Yowza! Me likes!