The Sublimely Stupid

...or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the System"

	Water, water, everywhere, Nor any drop to drink. Yes, I understand that surface water in a reservoir and ground water from a well are two different things. But it's still dam ironic... Photo taken by MCC member Chip Walsh.
	I knew times were tough in the old USSR, but... Okay, this probably is simply the result of a Google employee using the "write once, use many times" approach to system design, but the result is downright creepy.
	I'm Floored by This One... You have to credit the University for being proactive about the dangers of rugs. After all, there is nothing in the world as helpless and irresponsible as a man in the depths of a carpet binge. --thanks to Ron W. and Robert R. for spotting this one before the typo got fixed
	A new extreme sport in Malaysia? For those who thought the Wheelchair Downhill was too tame, here's a version for the Fox TV viewership. --forwarded to me by Wen-in Wu
	Masters of the Obvious, III Wow. All these years, I had no idea... --forwarded to me by Wen-in Wu
	Miss Manners would agree. If you're gonna hawk a loogie, at least do it quietly. --forwarded to me by Wen-in Wu
	Don't Panic!! Just in case your neighbor's Rottweiler turns out not to be Y2K compliant, these guys have just the solution for you.
	Who Says Athens County is a Technological Backwater? This person gives new meaning to the phrase "web trailer."
	Don't Drink and Drag If you're a mover, Steelcase wants you to think twice about those five-Schaefer-Light-lunches.
	Sick and Tired? They can help, if you have enough energy to climb another flight of stairs...
	I is a Signmaker... They must be making those civil service exams easier...
	Truth in Advertising Okay, so it ain't particularly stupid, unless you find titty bars in general stupid. It's still amusing.
	Japanese Quality? Maybe not feeding the workers is a good way to cut costs. Or perhaps the person in charge of parts labels at Honda used to work for the Ohio Sign Dept.
	Masters of the Obvious, II Sorry about the crappy resolution--I had to drive through this intersection three times to get as close as I did. The locals must've thought I was wacko. They were right...
	Max Weber Would Be Proud "Committee on Committees"... Does that make her a meta-chair?
	Masters of the Obvious Almost hate to admit it, but I can relate to what the supervisor of the person who made this sign was thinking. Of course, by that reasoning, the sign really should say "3 INCH "PUSH for HELP" HELP BUTTON."

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